Pre-fucking-cisely. And say what you will about advertising but there’s a pretty steep difference between a beautifully crafted, clever campaign and some Instagram “model” encouraging their tween fan base to hand over their lunch money for rebranded alibaba toxic waste material from China.

“Influencing” is just a fancy word to describe advertising to people who claim they’re too smart to fall for advertising.

What the FUUUUUUUUCK are you talking about? The person pictured here is an avid user of Botox and talks about it constantly.

I want to tweak my nose slightly. Which isn’t major surgery but still a majorly out of my budget.

SAME. 

Sex isn’t something your doctor should be thinking about when you’ve just given birth!

Lipo and make up. Yep, people contour their stomachs, and breasts

Oh, I have a whole list of stuff for when I find that magic lamp with the genie in it. I’ve seriously worked out all the details.

called the “mommy makeover” apparently...I had a friend tell me about it when I was telling her that I was sad that years of hard work to lose a significant amount of weight were leaving me hating my body, just in a new, surprising way. turns out the abdominal lipo, thigh lipo, tummy tuck, boob job combo is something…

Yeah, abs obtained via working out look very different to store bought abs. These are the latter. Which is fine! I wish I could afford cosmetic surgery.

I appreciate her candidness, like when she said giving birth to her daughter broke her vagina. 

Why are people getting so up in arms about Cardi B having plastic surgery post baby? I figured most of the entertainment industry does once the child is born since so many have no visible signs of having grown another human inside their body. Meanwhile I lost weight and my stomach looks like sad play do.  Surgery had…

Cardi B doesn’t have time to work out, okay?

I’m mostly concerned about the director. China turns out hundreds of period piece films every year and Disney couldn’t bother to hire one, or a director with some experience with action films.

OMG, this question is easy. Barney the Dinosaur is literally the devil and I have proof.

I came here to say the same. Caillou is LITERALLY a changeling, possibly an anti-christ of some kind. Kid never    Stops    Whining.

Ohhh I managed to catch like, one episode of Lazy Town when my oldest was a toddler, and--good GOD what fresh hell was that?  

I swear if they fuck up Mulan I will burn everything.

The chicken chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfastgotbanned didn’t clean was processed in a facility to remove the feathers, feet, head, innards, and, if it’s in the USA, washed in a bath of chlorinated water to briefly reduce bacteria so it can meet USDA requirements. Then, hopefully, it’ll be cooked to the proper internal…

I will point out that the OP's burner strongly suggests he's a troll. But that may be paranoia.