Same, Martha. Same. Every time I hear those names I get confused about Garth Brooks’s alter ego.

Chip and Joanna Gaines

This is why everyone hates white women millennials.

This is the whitest shit I’ve read today.

Scenes from the event:

White collar crime laws are specifically written to protect the people committing white collar crimes

Folks get tickets on the daily for not seeing a speed limit sign, a woman got jailtime for accidentally voting incorrectly, and someone died for selling loose cigs.

You can’t tell me that “I didn’t know that $500,000 was an iffy amount of money to spend on a ‘facilitator’ for my clearly unqualified daughter to have…

I don’t get why dolls have to reflect reality 100% — they’re dolls. Did little boys start downing stanozolol because of He-Man action figures? 

I know someone who estimates she had sex with about 250 men in a single year once, so it’s entirely possible. She would fuck multiple guys on the same day sometimes.

500 is just another year for Wilt Chamberlin. 

having sex once a week doesn’t seem that difficult. There are plenty of married couples having a higher volume of sex.

How much free time do you need to have sex with 500 to 1,000 people in 10 years.

Not if you think about it.

OK, he said he did/does 3 club appearances a week. Assuming he goes home with 1 different girl each of those nights, and he does this club thing 52 weeks out of the year, that is 156 women a year. In 10 years, that is easily over 1000. And it leaves him with 4 days a week to do all the normal stuff like groceries,…

Also, he had to allow for time to call all 500 of them later on to let them know they should go get tested.

Honestly, it’s only 1-2 a week. Not that crazy.

365 days in a year. You could easily do 500 different people in 5 years with plenty of time to spare.

I think it’s sexting, so it might be group sext with 10 girls at a time

But if I didn’t get it, then I don’t want anyone else to get it.  [paraphrasing selfish assholes]