I finally got around to playing Brutal Legend during the Steam Winter Sale (just before it, actually; one of the few times I’ve purchased a game and then watched it go on 90% sale 48 hours later—DERP).

That game is a love poem to my high school years; it’s like someone brought the soundtrack of my adolescence to life,…

Marvel’s been a “sell-out” since around the time I was born, when they were adding H.E.R.B.I.E. to the FF comic after he was in the cartoon, and making Dazzler as a tie-in with a disco record producer. So unless you stopped reading Marvel books in the late 70's, I’m not sure what kind of authentic, independent Marvel…

The term "sell-out" is meaningless. Any art made for profit is a sell-out. Every artist you've ever heard of is a sell-out. If they weren't, you wouldn't have heard of them.

Who will lead The Guild of Calamitous Intent now!?

They need a weakness first for batman to beat him and Santamaria has none.

They won’t, eh?

Its a crime that Miles hasnt made his way into the Marvel Movie Universe yet.

Why can’t it just be my opinion and how I feel about the game after having played it for 42 hours and found it wanting?

I can’t help but laugh while simultaneously being slightly disgusted that some of the first mods to come out for the Bethesda games are always nude mods and killable children.

I personally enjoyed the game a lot. Even the dreaded IGN gave it 8.4 - general response to the game seems to be “it’s ok”.

Why do you fight, Ryu? You don’t owe this planet anything!

Fantastic. Thanks for the spot-on reference, Drac.

What’s a Konami but a miserable piles of secrets.

“No no no no no no no no no no no no” talking like a 5 year old. Super annoying.

Did it? What in particular did it do better, and how was it better? And where can I get your time machine to play this?

Shame on you. I don’t know what you look like, but I can be certain you’re an ugly person.

Lately, roasted seaweed has been my go-to couch snack. It’s crunchy, it’s delicious, it’s loaded with vitamins, and the entire package (which is marked as 5 servings, but we know how serving size goes with snacks like this) is about 100 calories. And Costco sells a 10-pack of them for around 8 bucks.

Hey, you know what would really be handy? Having somebody who looks just like Bruce Wayne around, held securely off-site, which nobody but a handful of people are aware of!

Makes more sense then the idea that the Empire just surrendered to the Rebels after the second Death Star blew up.