Have you watched Hulk Vs yet? I loved how it's basically "You know how strong Wolverine and Thor are? Yeah, lemme tell you what Hulk thinks about them."

Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…

On behalf of the people at work who can kind of get away with reading Kotaku but maybe not with watching a nearly 20 minute video, anyway there can also be a transcript of these?

Ok guys I don't mean to sound like a lush but....stop associating Miley Cyrus with twerking! This is exactly what she wants. She did not invent it, she doesn't even do it well. The only thing she did is popularize it to people that only stay within their cultural bubble. Don't mean to get on a rant spree but this is a…

I remember most of my time just watching Republican Space Rangers on TV instead of causing mayhem and chaos unless I see the mad preacher or guy who claimed to be abducted by aliens.

Yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Funny thing, that. It's one of the reasons I was so into getting the game in the first place.

I MISS SYMBIONIC TITAN :(

Day ONE: Watch all the in-game TV I can to its completion.

Dude, I played GTA IV for 4 years, the game never got boring.

Walk like an egyptian...

If four seconds keeps even one person from wasting time and money on this dreck, it was worth it.

Looks like Hollywood was 20 years ahead of you.

Good call. Take bad movies with the germ of a good idea and make them better.

If you want the original, watch the original. Also, he's not emo black.

I love that all the shitty licensed movie games are now on iOS because all the kids from the slow reading-group who play shitty licensed movie games prefer their shitty games to be shitty iOS games, because they can't remember which actions controller buttons or hotkeys map to, and would rather just jab randomly at…

...Sir, are you sure you didn't get hungry half way through typing that post?

idk, man, I think he's talking in code, he's probably held hostage by terrorists or something.

I have no idea what you're trying to say, I think you might be having a stroke.

Coolest thing was the light saber. We all have wanted to mow down countless anythings!

I'm sorry, please tell us more about how you actually played gtaV