Flags wave in the breeze.

funny. I always interpreted the Star Spangled Banner as the flag waving over a fort or other location and not someone (a bannerman?) standing when the dust settles and still waving it.

Shelter Cat Update!

literally why spare an iota of energy defending fucking joe biden

What would be kind is affordable health care, and cancel student debt. There are alot more the administration could be doing if he truly were just a sweet kind old man who contributed to systematic racism for most of his career.

The thing that surprises me about Biden’s Presidency so far is how little noise there seems to be at how he dodges and refuses to answer questions seemingly to the same degree as Trump with his near constant “I just want to talk about happy things” non-answer.

it’s just cringe to see people automatically have no sympathy for mental health problems because of wealth.

Would be less need for charities if that greedy cunt paid taxes like regular people.

thats when i learned that flammable and inflammable meant the same thing.

“We’re still racist, but we do offer scented candles and tote bags with the experience! ... I will need to check the tote bag before you leave.”

1920s air travel was plenty safe until some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater and​, boom, “oh the humanity!”

Hookers and blow?

I hate the phrase “money doesn’t buy happiness”. Sure, having money doesn’t make you happy, but it does give you peace of mind knowing you’ll be able to pay your bills, rent, buy food and clothes, or anything else you need. To me, that’s happiness.

“I wonder how the GQP will be willing to justify this obvious overreach when asked to justify how this lawsuit is not an infringement on the “support person’s” First Amendment rights?”

I heard that she got worms from riding the tractor in her bathing suit.  

No, you can’t go back to Constantinople

So you are telling me I can’t go back to Constantinople? 

Okay but there was a season two, called “The Next Joe Millionaire” and set in Europe (so the women wouldn’t be familiar with the concept).

*I'm not fighting Kinja to try and post links, but Google can direct everyone to sites they trust to access information. 

What could possibly not be interpreted as a step down?