My daughter’s spelling program was based on rules (that admittedly don’t always apply) and one of the rules had to do with doubling the consonant in order to protect the preceding short vowel (open vs. closed syllables), so my brain reads the first syllable in Juppiter as rhyming with “up.” Which makes a bad thing…

Britney doesn’t come from the most, uh, *genteel* breeding. The phrase I’m looking for is increasingly distasteful in polite society, but it rhymes with “light cash.”

Our annual Christmas Eve family holiday Hell was canceled this morning due to illness on one branch and I’m beyond thrilled. I feel bad they’re sick, but now my immediate family is just going to order pizza, drink beer, open a few gifts and chill. Every year I hope it will get canceled, and finally my wish has been…

Nope, from Mass.

Also! I had my hair done. I saw the “oil slick” color trend and had to have it. My stylist had never done it before!

This is why I stopped using my Outlook calendar.

You can get some from the judges and the DA

Eeek. Blackouts are a shitstorm. I think it’s definitely possible (and indeed, I’m pretty sure this is how things have gone down with me) to say yes to sex while seeming, to your partner (who very likely is pretty drunk themself), to not be THAT fucked up, when all the while your poor addled brain is blacking out.…

I was inspired to look into what blackout drunk means exactly after a piece here about a rape case involving a person under such a condition who had left texts. I had always assumed it meant you got so drunk that you were passed out or obviously incoherent. But apparently a person in that state can talk, be on the…

Ok a blackout doesn’t equal unconscious. Just means there is no memory recorded. Definitely really drunk, but blackout is NOT knocked out.

Let’s be clear- blackout drunk isn’t the same as passed out drunk. If she appeared coherent (& he was drunk too) - he under no obligation to conduct a field sobriety test. Hell, actually if he was drunk too- then maybe it was mutual rape.

Nicki Minaj is tired, it’s a new fight everyday.

Oh yes, Nicole Kidman was one of my favorites—gorgeous. I don’t know why people have themselves look bland and like the same person, it’s sad.

The first time I saw Siobhan spelled out it blew my mind.

Yeah. :/

Eh, I didn’t really like when she called Miley a “bitch” and threatened her on the VMA’s.

Ive said it since the beginning she seems like a horrible person. Glad Im right.

My experiences with abused children have shown me that it can be harder then one imagines to get an arrest. So really, screw Nicki. She doesn’t get a pass because she said some things you like in response to Miley’s idiocy.

Let his child raping ass sit in jail, family be damned.

I just have a feeling that Nicki will show her ass on this somehow. It’s hard to explain why, but I feel like it’s imminent.