yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Well not completely, they opened the roof for her show. BUT! Where they showed her standing on the roof was about 360 feet away from the center of the stadium (per google earth). I took a few guesses at other numbers, say she started her straight descent at about 100 feet up, had about 5 seconds between the “jump” and…

I didn’t think about that much, but I just assumed that she was hanging near the 50 yard line, since the stage normally faces the middle of the sideline. I don’t know how far over the stands the non-retractable portion of the roof extends, but it wouldn’t be entirely impractical to lower her from the side of the roof…

I’ll admit the first time I did almost think it was a live jump only because I had read she was going to do that. But the way the camera didn’t actually show it just proved it was a smoke and mirrors sort of thing, then I sat back and enjoyed the set, which was pretty impressive.

Yeah, I’ve gotten so accustomed to guest appearances, I figured that had to happen. As it turned out, we got the first SB halftime show without a guest since The Who (2010) and the first SB halftime show without a dad rock band or a guest artist since Prince (2007).

I am dumb and thought it was all real.

Did you know that Michael Jackson did not invent a teleportation device for his halftime show? It was actually cloning device, and each old clone was murdered when the new clone appeared. I was fooled.

She fell into an alternate universe where a championship Atlanta team ran the ball in the 4th quarter, emulating the success the Seahawks had in winning their second Super Bowl two years earlier.

Oh, sure. I never said I thought hers was the best ever. I think it’s in the top 5, but “best ever” in my opinion still goes to Michael Jackson.

I have been this customer at Macy’s! And I’ve employees often wanting to duck when I or other customers are looking for a checkout. Now it all makes sense. As a customer I will miss Macy’s if they go away. (I sometimes shop at one of their large DC locations after work) They mostly leave you alone to shop, they have a…

I don’t understand how they could require you to open a credit card with them...? That is fucked up.

As many people have mentioned, a giant “fuck Pence!” would have hurt more than helped. There are a hell of a lot of folks on the fence about this administration, and that, instead of energizing them, would have sent them running in the opposite direction into complacency. But hey, a bunch of Internet commenters would…

Seriously. How the fuck does Sears\KMart keep hanging on?

“Me First!”

I get what you’re saying but at the same time, what would be ideal here? For her to write a more explicit song about gay or women’s rights? And for what? It’s not like that’s gonna help us where it matters. Beyoncé’s great Formation message did not get us any closer to winning the election. Let’s focus our attention…

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

Umm... What? I totally see your friend’s side here. And you probably just lost her if you wrote her a “nice” message saying you’re deleting her from your life for the time being.

Prince’s wasn’t more physically demanding. And he didn’t even do all of his own songs.

They both pushed the envelope.

I’m not trying to antagonise you here, but if you broke up, why would he do anything other than move out and take his stuff? Were you expecting him to support you after the break up? Sorry, that just seems really weird to me.