Me and all my nerd friends went to see it (separately) over the weekend and loved it. It was awesome and your life will be sadder for lacking it. :’(

So it’s knockoff Monopoly tokens with holes dremeled through them and then stuck on unbent paper clips.

I wish I were hot and 15. I’d rock those yoga pants covered in cat hair and the T-shirt with French onion dip stains on it.

I read that “Sunday Routine” feature on the regular, and when I read this one I was positively joyful! You guys complaining about it must not be regular readers of that column. They usually go thusly: “We sleep in late on Sundays, till about 7:30am or maybe even 8:00. Then I hit the gym for an hour. On the way back I…

I was going to say that this dad is very like my dad*, but actually that is redundant as this man is all dads. Peak dad. The uberdad. The alphdad and omegdad.

Everything’s absurdly cheap in a country that loves slavery.

This is also funny because of the big “Bernie or Bust” movement. You say you’re interested in change and will remain consistently engaged and make the change happen...yet you’ve stated you’re going to abandon the electoral process if guy doesn’t get the nom. That’s not how that works. At all.

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

The best part is what they attributed to her

I find it hilarious that they’re all up in arms about not being able to trust him now that he released this video. Like, we can’t trust the guy who released a video of his friend confessing to cheating, but we can totally trust the guy who cheats on a woman he’s about to vow to love and honor for the rest of his life.

“You mean tonight, boo boo? Club-wise?”

I appreciate celebrities (and even normals) who have tasteful plastic surgery. Where you aren’t sure if they are just aging extremely well or are smart in the procedures they have done. There’s too many examples of how it can go wrong.

She continues to look better with age. It’s astounding. Even though she’s likely had work done, that can only go so far - she is a glowing Latina unicorn. Also she seems like hella fun to be around and I would absolutely hit da club with her.

I have struggled with expressing this to young women — that the experience of A: Experiencing shocking sexist mistreatment B: Being informed that now you at the crossroads between a naive rube and a savvy member of our (literary, artistic, etc) in-crowd. If you respond to the sexism you experienced as offended and…

I don’t understand all the Sansa hate. Why are girls/women only worth a damn if they take on masculine traits or do traditionally male things. I love Sansa she has been through a lot, but she hasn’t been broken by it.

If, with the literate, I am
Impelled to try an epigram
I never seek to take the credit
We all assume that Oscar said it

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.