Can people stop calling (white) men feminist because they said some nice things about women now? Or are y’all looking for the next great white guy to prop up as a savior to women?

Forget the obvious racism, when the fuck is the NFL going to not only allow but encourage people to dance, have group celebrations, do anything that isn’t actually vulgar(no jerking off motions or actual mooning) for 30 seconds after a TD? The fucking commercial, kick or 2 pt try, commercial, kick off, commercial…

Nothing reminds me more of sitting cross-legged while listening to my kindergarten teacher sing quite like this song.

my mom likes to tell me how beautiful I am, and then follow it up with 'because you look just like me'

I think most people eventually learn that their parents, particularly their mothers, are not the most objective source for such information. My mother thinks I’m so beautiful that she’s convinced I could have modeled (I’m 5’3”) or been a movie star. “You look like Natalie Portman, but prettier!” (Ed. note: No I…

“Please leave me alone” or “Please go away” usually is met with a “fuck you very much, bitch” response so, hard pass on inviting insults into my day. How about dudes learn and understand incredibly common social cues?

Actually, the excerpt was my idea, and we paid to run it.

I lost my virginity to a Sigma Chi who was the human version of a white leather couch

I love how his mother consistently uses her son as an example as to why abortion should be illegal. No, honey.

And hark at him referring to a sexual partner as ‘damaged goods’ whereas he is nobly struggling with insecurities.

Most of my life I’ve struggled with insecurities around dating.

Write all the things you want to do. Ask others to do them and sleep until they finish doing them. Sleep as long as you can.