Would you really dump the love of your life, perfect for you in every way, because their genitals were not perfectly suited to your tastes?

Counterpoint: Seeing a bunch of LGBTQ cops march in the Pride parade reminds me of how far we’ve come in 50 years. It’s their Pride, too.

They stopped donating money like 6 years ago. Lots of us gays eat there too at this point.

They broke up because she actually died.

A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

Nothing Avril Lavigne does will ever be as morbidly fascinating as marrying Chad Kroeger.

Those are arguable choices, but you miss the biggest name in plain sight: Ron Howard. Even his best-liked films, with the possible exception of “Splash” - diminish on re-watch. It’s as if he *aims* for B.

Various things that were always B+:

I’m a millennial and Chick-fil-a is honestly the greatest. It’s the only fast food place besides Whataburger and Which Wich that I genuinely like instead of tolerate.

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

My favorite Snoop Dog story is that he and Cameron Diaz went to HS together (He’s only two years her senior). He fully admits to have sold her “white girl weed.”

Where is Harry Truuuuuuman?

I’m not sure what that means ... but while we’re chatting, do you have any information on location of the 33rd President of the United States?

It sounds like hijacking to me. This experience of having felt taken aback at Diaz’s defensiveness doesn’t have any bearing on whether he did or did not sexually assault Clemmons or anyone else. There exist plenty of rude, arrogant assholes who don’t forcibly kiss women. It feels like an attempt to piggyback and say,…

Okay, so can we please just go ahead and conclude that “going off” on someone is not in the same category as forcibly kissing them, and need not be introduced as though it’s of even remotely the same class of (mis)behavior? I’m sorry, but revelations of sexual assault really do not need to be hijacked by accounts of…

I just love the idea of something that stars strong female characters, but isn’t just a rewrite of an existing story starring a man. I’m sure Ghostbusters and Ocean’s 8 were/will be good movies (I didn’t watch them), but the constant reboots just seem really lazy and it seriously shouldn’t be that hard to come up with…

You are confused. That wasn’t Jessica Chastain. The actress in that movie was Julianne Moore.

This.