This is how our tree growing up was. A mishmash of three children’s worth of school christmas ornament projects and hand me down ornaments. Then my dad remarried when I was 17 ish and his new wife wanted “theme trees” so she refused to allow our old ornaments on the tree (I wasnt even allowed to pick our any ornaments…

Joanna and Chip have not one, but two trees, one of which is 13-feet-tall. We get it, you love Christmas!

This is fucking terrible:

KFC and cologne : (

If only there was some sort of place where you could publicly criticize games like maybe a website where people can post their opinions or something. Seriously, it’s inane to act like Steam reviews are the only place people can post their opinions. I guess Blizzard’s launcher not having reviews means no one can ever vo…

Right? I would be terrified to try this in my family. I can imagine myself sneaking with my plate like Solid Snake and I get that little exclamation point over my head. You died.

I’ve seen it on sale for about 1/2 off.  Can’t remember if it’s Criterion or Barnes & Noble that’s running the sale, though.

I definitely listened to Ace of Spades about 10,000 times playing that game.

I only read Playboy for the misquotes. 

Totally.

I fully expect the trailer to feature Mario farting directly into Luigi’s face after eating too much spaghetti and mushrooms, with the VO helpfully explaining that, “this summer, Shroom Happens.”

I hate Illumination.

I don’t trust Illumination because they’re Illumination. They’re going to turn Goombas into Minions or some crap. Koopa voiced by Kevin Hart. Dance party ending at Princess Peach’s castle.

I’m glad you’re taking Sam down a peg for agreeing with you but being sarcastic about it. What a bastard

Gather round people, someone’s summarizing things you may have already read on the Internet!

There’s a time and a place.

If its Super Mario bros 2 then they can take an existing ‘obscure outside Japan’movie and just greenscreen mario in to some scenes.

I was saying Blum-urns!

Hello, my name is Luigi Mario, you killed my father, prepare to die!

People watch Jimmy Fallon?

They really nailed the “Henry Cavill with mustache” look.

Mr. Pang,