As Joe Biden would say, “Fuck that Negro!”

Grabbed yo mama by the pussy, I heard.

You think anything gifted to the Crooked Clintons went into that vault? Yeah me neither.

Choke on your WOKE!

Natural Immunity, Baby!

Cecily Strong is dumb as fuck. This show is so tired it needs to be taken out back of 30 Rock and shot.

You’re a fucking moron

Tuna salad burrito. Show Suabway what’s up.

Mmmm Mmmm! Bottom feeding suction eel!

There’s an idea! McTuna!

If you’re embarrassed when you go to get an abortion, I have the perfect outerwear. It’s called the ‘Planned Parent Hoodie’.