But you knew they would think that you are the dumbass that you really are and you thought better of it, amirite?

Nailed it!

I go to the local Ace first.

Lowe’s is a carbon copy of HD.

Stupid enough to quote the Prime Minister of Denmark. Why? How fucking stupid is your junkie ass?

And the dumbest takes once you’ve read the shit beneath.

Ebonics 2.0

‘fairly common’ in your mind...

If they did that shit, your fucking parents would have been locked up prior to the cumstain that is you.

Same to your mother...