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Your problem is that you have too many friends. I don’t know 26 people well enough to be invited to their weddings. It’s cheaper that way.

Celebritits is possibly the best typo ever.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect

My thing about the anti vaxxers are that most of them already have the vaccines in their systems and turned out fine. Now they are just condemning their children to horrifying diseases because of some weird fear of autism which can be proven didn’t happen to them upon receiving their vaccines.

“Toxins”

Are we gonna make contact with aliens or find someone that likes Ted Cruz first?

You realize no one’s forcing them to do this. Paying for sex is no different from paying for any other human service, like a massage for example. Get with the times.

They’re fully consenting adults. Women have the right to do what they want with their own bodies.

Consider this a blessing.

I stayed up til 3AM finishing a series on Netflix on Sunday night because I couldn’t stop. So much regret the next morning.

Yeah, with all of the licensing issues—and more and more networks creating their own on-demand services—this is just turning into a giant disappointment.

This isn’t going to make me go running for a pitchfork and torch, but certainly is one more nail in the coffin for me and Netflix. I pay for it in the household but I’m the only one who doesn’t use it. I can’t get any of the Avengers-related movies on it, much less anything else I’d care to watch. Since the business

Global Warming? (you have to want this joke to be funny)

He’s just pissed he got ripped of before he even had a chance at ripping ppl off.

He’s just realizing Tidal is a ripoff?

I don’t get the joke.

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

GOD HE’S JUST SO FUNNY

“Cadbury Creme egg is a terrible candy that tastes like mermaid placenta covered in candle wax.”

Hit in the eye with a golf ball. Knocked off the horse at polo. Hit by the boom of a sailboat. Fell down skiing. #MoMoneyMoProblems