Agreed. She can rot.

No. There is no “acceptable reason” for a grown-ass adult to grab a puck clearly meant for a child. YOU are a piece of shit.

Not True! Sarah Palin. Also SNL.

Ha! Not obsessed with me?

I don’t understand why you’re so obsessed with me, but maybe its time to find a real life now. Perhaps it was just my mood at the moment. If I were you, I would find to find something productive to do, rather than (try to) armchair-psychoanalyze my comments. It seems quite futile, n’est-ce-pas?

“Well, what value did you add, exactly, by attacking someone based on your stellar judgement of what constitutes an “apology” in an internet comments section?”

Agreed, and did I ask her or tell her that she needed to “apologize”? No, but she did anyway, (kind of?) so apparently that’s my fault? Hmm. Funny logic you have there, sister. Maybe it’s you that needs the nap? I will gladly take one- I love naps.

Oh no. See, you can’t blame dyslexia for a misspelling. You didn’t rearrange the letters in the word, you chose the wrong letters. I’d give you a pass on that if not for the bitchy, “so sorry but not” comment. You can’t passively-aggressively apologize. It doesn’t work that way.

So, I consider myself a proud feminist, and generally avoid all things “pagent”. But when I found myself flipping through channels Sunday and heard that the contestant for my home state- Miss Iowa- was picked to be in the top 15 (what- they skip right to that now?) I kept the tv on in the background as I did other…

nnnooope. Oil changes, even in Chicago, can be had for $29.99. But faulty logic aside, this was billed as a “lifehack” aka, shortcut. Buying a membership would not, then, be a lifehack.

Sorry, it’s a known fact that Hummer owners are complete tools. Out of all the vehicles on the planet, you spent (way too much) good money on a ginormous car, (in which the cab feels about the size of a matchbox), just to be a Jersey-Shore-wanna-be-bro. Not to mention that you probably get a whopping 3 miles to the…

Thank you. This was my FIRST THOUGHT. What an asshole.

Julia WHO? Googled her, read about her, seems like every other attention-seeking entitled white girl with rich parents in my city (Chicago), so...... WHO CARES? Next.