This article could just be called “I’m getting older”. I know what it feels like, it is happening to me too.

Carl Sagan likened nuclear proliferation to two enemies together in a gasoline-soaked room. One person has five matches, and the other has three.

I have never seen a single human being work so hard to obliterate their reputation as a charismatic sex symbol.

No, lots of dummies kicked up a big fuss about Alanis playing god at the time.

Pretty sure these folks had way more problems with Dogma than just who played God.

I see your God and raise mine.

And someone who would go down on you in a theater.

Taco that craps ice cream 2020

Property is genderless.

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It’s how these interviews almost always play out when the suspects are star athletes.

Real life lawyer here.

Grace Helbig is delightful, as is Laina Morris (aka the Overly Attached Girlfriend) and the already mentioned Hannah Hart.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

I think there are. They don’t make prank videos though. I think people like Hannah from My Drunk Kitchen or Tyler Oakley are putting out positive vibes as best they can. The Fine Bros. do a nice job. I don’t know how I know so much about Youtube stars. I guess I did watch Internet Icon and was sad when it was…

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I mean, the dude’s husband is allowed to dislike the Trumps, but questioning why she isn’t flying “private” is both meaningless and dickish.

Of course. What better way to guarantee you’ll get something right than to be on literally every conceivable side of any argument?

“You know my plans. All along, I’ve been proven to be right. 100% correct.”

I am Muslim and I’m proud and grateful to be an American citizen. I love this country and I feel blessed to have many opportunities here that I don’t have in other places due to my disability and gender. I will miss President Obama. Trump and his cronies can go ahead and register me in the Muslim database. I’m not…