This is me every day.

Bobby.

Isn’t it fun that liberals get the narrative “Be a grown up and accept the results, and also be nice to all the Trump supporters- it’s your elitism that alienated them in the first place”, while conservatives get “PC culture is over! Say whatever you want when you want! Fuck those libtards!” Good times, yall.

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.

Thanks, “reporters”!

One day I will learn to read the bylines on articles before I dive in and will not be super-confused when they take a turn.

That’s the thing a lot of people don’t understand... it’s not a difference of political opinion anymore, it’s an issue of common human decency. And the republicans have shown that they have none - almost every hill they make a stand on is genuinely about keeping the downtrodden down under the boot of the…

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

O queso, at least they feta lot of people. Still it would have been gouda the organizers to orda take out for the rest.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

When they saw the crowd, they should have brie-xited the cheese market like it was the E.U.

Lol — no. My mother worked for hospice care for 12 years. I learned everything about the typical death process from her. She could usually predict a patient’s death time within a few-hour margin.

All of my friends know and laugh about my boundless hatred for this song. I used to work in a supermarket about 10 years ago and when it would come on all the ladies I worked with would cry and exclaim how heartbreaking it is while I gagged and rolled my eyes out of my head.

Looks like Santa is going to be enjoying milk and cookies...

Looks like Santa just made my naughty list.

You *sleigh* me

Anyone who knows anything about the typical death process would also understand that this story could not be true. Most likely, if the kid were really in the imminent dying phase, he’d be unresponsive (certainly not having a full conversation with Santa or opening presents) and exhibiting the “death rattle”/shallow…

Looks like another victim of a ...

It’s what we want because of that. I hate saying “If you don’t vote, don’t bitch,” because I’ve been voting and bitching for years, especially in 2008—there were VERY important local issues, but everyone was OBAMA! OBAMA! then looked stupid when half the bus lines were stopped. They knew it was a possibility. They…