I always appreciate confirmation that I’ll never be considered beautiful as long as I’m overweight. Keeps me from getting a big head, and something has to stay small on this body, amirite?

Trump was about the right demographic for JAG when it aired. You’re telling me he never watched a single episode?? How does he have any context for NCIS?

I feel like chin rest is more appropriate for the mons pubis. It’s padded and everything!

I did. There were some interesting positions in that book, and hairy is such an understatement.

I just started watching Chef’s Table last weekend after having it in my queue forever. God, it’s so amazing. Plus I can’t get enough of hearing what Grant Achatz is up to since reading his book several years ago.

This is bullshit. They said they were celebrating us with whatever they’re doing. So where are our stuffed sharks?!

This Korean bath mitt. Just watch the dead skin slough off your body.

When I saw I was ungreyed on a bunch of subblogs, I felt like I was in the Oprah audience.

C’mon. We all know that after Honey she didn’t have to work a day in her life.

This looks like it has many cringe-worthy moments, which I don’t enjoy, but I love all the cast that I’ll probably wind up watching it through my fingers anyway.

I just want them to stop torturing EVERYONE! Let Juliette and Avery be together, let Scarlett and Gunnar be together, let Deacon and Rayna be together. If they were better writers, they could have drama without so much character torture.

As soon as you mentioned Tex Mex, I immediately thought of Chuy’s. Man, I miss that place. I’ll have to try the napkin trick on the creamy jalapeno dip the next time I go.

Holy fuck, these people are insufferable. If someone said I had “ear-piercing loveliness”, I think we would cease being friends.

And then they set the house on fire?

The President is attempting to rewrite the laws enacted by the elected representatives of the people...

The governor has told Obama that he shouldn’t come down for a few weeks because the manpower it would take to staff a presidential visit would impede rescue efforts for the residents.

You’re right. I meant to put that in but had a brain fart.

They were just discussing this on FiveThirtyEight the other day. Nate Silver’s opinion’s were amusing, and Harry Enten basically said that a 6-8 point difference has been made up in the past, but it’s never been this late in the cycle.

I’m sure Katrina Pierson would tell you (completely logically, of course) that Trump’s reactions and verbal diarrhea while campaigning in no way indicates how he will interact with foreign leaders.

It’s on Seeso, which I think is an NBC streaming service.