His face looks like a cross between Alan Tudyk and Michael DeLuise.

Yes to your question about HR departments, but it’s in the best interest of the company to not have to defend a sexual harrassment or hostile work environment lawsuit, and when it comes to those situations, it’s perception and not intent that defines the action.

The stalker was Aaron Carter, wasn’t it? I mean, “allegedly."

NIGHTMARE CAKE!

I’d rather have Jensen Ackles. Dean was such a snoozefest!

When I rewatched it last year, I got so pissed how often they would go to Luke’s, order food, and then leave before eating any of it. And they rarely paid! That being said, I still love the show.

Definitely. All of his supporters in the comment sections I shouldn’t be reading are like, “It’s sarcasm. Don’t you people even understand jokes?” Well, I speak fluent snark, and this isn’t it.

Guys, guys, take comfort. Apparently this woman doesn’t vote, because the last time she did, she had to pull a lever. That’s not a thing anymore, is it?

How dare you inflict this on us? I’m not in the habit of googling Joe Jonas, so I never would have come across these people if not for you.

That’s what I did after reading the third book. It was on my Kindle, so you know I was serious.

It reminds me of trying to force two magnets with matching poles together. Just...can’t...touch.

There was also a senator in Arizona who said he’d be mowing his lawn, but he doesn’t actually have any grass. It’s hilarious.

It’s a charity event, but knowing how these things go, Third Eye Blind was the last part of the evening. Therefore the charity lost out on zero dollars because of this expert trolling. Nice try, Republicans!

Some Republicans chose not to attend and instead took their children to actual garbage fires (although probably not really).

I admit I try to avoid watching the RNC and DNC stuff, so maybe my question is naive, but why do they spend so much time bashing Hillary? Aren’t they preaching to the choir? Is it that they’re trying to rile everyone up against the “enemy”? I wish they would talk about their plans for moving forward instead of…

Just please let them have figured out how to interpret the data with this jackass running.

I love everything about this. Daveed, Stephen Chbosky, the book. Okay, I don’t give a shit about Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson, but everything else I love.

(Ben might be a Scientologist btw.) [Xenu.net]

I’ll be damned if I didn’t get the swoons out of this yesterday: