he’s probably less concerned about the ~5% of fake users and more concerned about the number of living people who made it clear they will disappear once he lets Dipshit back on Twitter.  As always, fuck this guy, I hope the SEC forces him to go ahead with the sale under penalty of massive fines and it fails and drags…

I don’t disagree with this sentiment, but I’d bet they’re relying on an ultraconservative majority Supreme Court with no real care for actual law or precedent ruling in their favor.

I think we’re going to see a lot of nonsense like this.

To them, anyone who speaks above a 5th grade vocabulary must be a genius.

 Hush now, the grownups are talking. 

Elon Musk was a mistake.

Got to love how his supporters think he is the smartest person not he planet, yet somehow he lacks grade school understanding of basic concepts.

If only there was an election in 2016 that could have made Alito a semi-amusing crank in a 6-3 minority... I remember hearing something about that election, where both candidates were the same and the Supreme Court didn’t matter.

Funny how all the women telling me that in 2016 were already post-menopause.

I don’t mean to make this suggestion lightly, but is Elon bipolar?

Likely that, or just a sociopath. He’s admitted having Asperger’s, and that can have impacts on a persons ability to relate to others socially... but it’s just as likely that he’s a power drunk nerd that has become a raging asshole and high on his own image of being “funny”

You don’t believe him? You think that he’d just go onto the internet and lie?? People do that???

I don’t believe him. Twitter is where it’s at, and if he gets an offer to rejoin Twitter for free* he’ll drop Truth Social like a steak cooked less than well-done.

Not waiting until bedtime.  WFH has been great for nooners.  

This has been a huge benefit of working from home on quiet days when our kids are in school. By the time we go to bed most nights we are just exhausted. Having the daytime option is wonderful. 

Quickies. We used to treat sex like an all night thing when we were younger which led to less sex as work and responsibilities piled on over the years, because better not to do something than do something half-assed, right?

My bid was worth an absolute fortune. It was just in a currency you don’t understand, bro.

Desired consequences:

Exactly. He almost definitely used what is most commonly referred to as a “burner phone”, but his name for it was probably “crime cell” or something stupid like that. Whatever it was called, the name was probably written on a post-it and applied to the back just so he always knew which one it was.

While I believe his stupidity knows no bounds, I also believe that him denying something is the clearest proof imaginable that he is lying, so in this case that belief wins out.

Oh, it is depressingly believable that he’s used them many times without knowing what they were called. His stupidity rejects no depths.

The problem is, he’s such an idiot, it’s hard to tell when he’s actually an idiot or just pretending to be one to cover up his crimes.