Until I can order a breakfast burrito for supper again I’m not satisfied. This just proves 2020 is here to ruin all of our lives.

I’ve been saying he should be a tank for years. The gun thing was stupid. Now if someone will just redesign Soundwave to be a royal blue lowrider I’ll be happy.

I’ve been saying he should be a tank for years. The gun thing was stupid. Now if someone will just redesign…

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

I feel so old.  I remember watching them open for Porno for Pyros and now they are “reuniting”?  

The dinosaurs were so much better than the robots.

This little guy got me lost in a mall when I was 5 years old. I was in a department store with my mom and I had been playing with it on a pile of shirts or something and I walked away without it. Walked back to get it and got separated from my mom. Wasn’t too long until she found me sitting at one of the makeup…

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

I suspect a lot of us would express similar sentiments. I don’t want my ad revenue going to Great Hill any more, but I also have an incredibly hard time letting go of Deadspin and the writers I love. Hoping the next few days will present a better course of action for the commentariat crew 

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Do they have to be assholes about absolutely everything? Don’t want to tip? Fine. Whatever. But to say it in the manner she did - “right in their face” - is just crass and petulant. Miserable people, the lot of them.

The Fox News community have once again proven themselves to be the worst people on earth. 

Side note: Panera mac and cheese is really damn good.

Why would you waste perfectly good edibles on crappy kids you don’t even know ?

It’s not heroin, it won’t get them “hooked” on anything, you aren’t starting a business doing that. It’s just gonna make them puke and cry. Plus, and this is the important part, it won’t make me happy and high. Why would you want to hurt…

This was sooooo much better than the sketch about the randy old folks.

...pass to Charleston Rambo.

WTF!?!
No Keith Courage in Alpha Zones?