They started saying the silent parts out loud quite a while ago.

Until I can order a breakfast burrito for supper again I’m not satisfied. This just proves 2020 is here to ruin all of our lives.

America: “Why are you doing this to us?!”

If it were effective, it would be in common use.  It hasn’t been effective.  Don’t you think the Chinese would have been using this for weeks? 

He’s the president and arguably the most powerful person in the world. He doesn’t lose his power if you stop covering him.

If there is a god Trump would get Ebola.

Thanks for making it clear to us you are a racist hate monger.

I’ve been saying he should be a tank for years. The gun thing was stupid. Now if someone will just redesign Soundwave to be a royal blue lowrider I’ll be happy.

I’ve been saying he should be a tank for years. The gun thing was stupid. Now if someone will just redesign…

Hi I’m Korg and this is my friend Miek, we’re rising up to fight the forces of Thanos. Wanna come, I have a pamphlet here someone. We play Fortnite inbetween battles, my gamertag is Stepdadsux. 

Buy a Brother laser and don’t look back. Cheap printers, cheap toner, they are tanks.

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

I hate how aspirational this commercial is.

1. That baby is forking adorable and I’ll take 100.

I feel so old.  I remember watching them open for Porno for Pyros and now they are “reuniting”?  

The dinosaurs were so much better than the robots.

This little guy got me lost in a mall when I was 5 years old. I was in a department store with my mom and I had been playing with it on a pile of shirts or something and I walked away without it. Walked back to get it and got separated from my mom. Wasn’t too long until she found me sitting at one of the makeup…

There was a village in Africa so remote that they had no electricity or electronics of any kind. As an experiment the OLPC people left a pallet of the devices in the village with no guidance, training or even explanation. Within minutes the kids of the village, who had never seen so much as a light switch, had the…

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

WTF!?!
No Keith Courage in Alpha Zones?