I’m glad we can take this moment to reinforce the truth that Keenan Thompson... is good.

Nativist appeals will always be popular (and always be incredibly ironic when issued by Anglo-Europeans to Anglo-Europeans living in the US) precisely because the “This land is my land, it isn’t your land, I’ve got a shotgun, and you ain’t got one” knee-jerk reaction is so goddamned strong in most people. You see the…

I’m not particularly a “scholar” of WW II, but I did minor in history with a concentration in the European theater of that war—and I lived in Germany for five years (had the opportunity to visit Auschwitz, as well).

Based on that education and those experiences, I can only say the following:

Americans tend to conflate…

Racists never like being reminded they are racist.

Separating kids from families? Cool.

Do you want to know what you sound like? A fucking rube. Country dumb and waiting to be screwed.

This was my favorite part.

The thing I enjoy about Stewart in this entire situation is that I have no doubt he’s genuine. His jokes about McConnell looking like a turtle may seem like going for the easy joke, but you can tell he has seething contempt for him. The only other time I saw him visibly despise someone in this way was when he roasted…

you try keeping down a St. Louis style pizza

I was trying to write something of length to describe why this is such a bad-faith argument from the GOP, and why this kid’s viewpoints are deeply troubled.

I hear a certain Deez Nuts is also polling ahead of Trump. Might be someone to look into.

‘“Those polls don’t exist,” Trump told ABC News on Thursday. “I just had a meeting with somebody that’s a pollster and I’m winning everywhere, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.”’

SHS debased herself constantly in the Pressers, she looked like a sociopathic fool and a sycophant for the administration. She blatantly lied (poorly) and helped fuel the anti-Media fetishism on the Right that led to package bombs to news anchors she called out. Sara regurgitated Trump’s lies and existed as a…

They are going with the most non-threatening White country.

The mental gymnastics that my fellow white people use to justify this embarassment get more stunning every day. The normalization is chilling.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Let’s give this guy the benefit of doubt: Boston fans have the most experience with asterisk championships.

“First Godzilla destroys Boston, then Ortiz gets shot, and now the Bruins lose the cup because of officials!”
*chugs 4 Narragansett Shandy’s*
*masturbates to a picture of Tom Brady*
*goes back to sleep on futon*
*continues to be unemployed*
- A Bruins fan

Laffs fan here. Watching Marchand have a defensive aneurysm at the end of the first resulting in the second goal, then losing the game, then crying on the bench, then crying at the press conference....I feel like WE won the cup as well.
I feel warm, I feel fuzzy, and my outlook on life is rosy.

Thank you St. Louis.…