“The Beastie Boys are on line 1, Mr. President.”

Good GOD, he’s stupid. This looks more like what USPS should be using. I prefer the current plane’s color combo. 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

I’m afraid they just Blue themselves.

Plain and simple, unless you’re passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. 

A lot of “Asian Lady Beetles” are actually guys. Found that out in Phuket. : /

The fact that the team chose that moment to play the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme makes this so much better.

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Almost everyone who has ever known this asshole has described him as vile in both his demeanor and his habits. This has been widely reported. It has not been widely reported enough.

Easy there killer, the Post is only a paywall if you’ve clicked on enough articles for the month from the same IP. Regardless, here’s another link.

Ted’ds beard makes his head look like an under-watered chia pet left too long in direct sunlight.

I will continue shouting this until someone acknowledges me: this stuff about the dimensional rift and Mysterio being Spider-Man’s friend is 100% bunk. Mysterio’s entire first origin story was being a liar who made up scenarios to make himself look like a hero. They threw out the dimensional rift stuff to get nerds…

This has got a real Thor: Ragnarok feel and I like it!

I, too, love to stand like a normal person and have normal facial expressions for pictures.

He’s wearing heels... next to the Queen, who is 5'4". Talk about a fra

So, just in time for breakfast at Milliways?

I’ll say the quiet part out loud. Shapiro is a collaborator.

The weak fuck couldn’t even lift it a foot off the table to hand to the winning sumo wrestler without a match official basically doing it for him while Trump pretended to be lifting.

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9