Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

I can get that a golfer would improve their lie by putting the ball in to the fairway, away from an obstacle, taking a gimmee, etc. If you aren’t playing for money then who really cares.

For any person that defends Donald Trump the man, I hope your child someday brings home a person that shares exactly all of his virtue.

Sure, there will be a handful of incidents, but not enough to be worried about, I don’t think. Americans are lazy and satiated. Just like the promised race wars never materialized when Obama was re-elected in 2012, the Trumpites won’t all take to the streets when their fat orange messiah gets the boot. American…

What will happen if when he loses in 2020 and doesn’t accept the results? Who knows!

COUNTERPOINT: She sucks dirty underwears.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Jr doesn’t seem to realize the following:

The “Biden Rule:” brought to you by the same party that still tries to claim moral high ground by declaring they were the “anti-slavery / anti-segregation” party, despite their CURRENT agenda nowhere near reflective of those virtues.

An oldie but goodie, and appropriate for the turtle

This is your semi-regular reminder that Trump is on the record stating hiring people smarter than you are is a mistake. So any time you see him in a room full of his hires, just think about how dumb he is, realize he’s the smartest one in there, and try to not scream yourself hoarse.

Gotta admit that her backpedal is impressive. I wonder what her shuttle time would be?

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

Draws a "Q" in the mound dirt

Mistakes ibuprofen for red pills, extended stay on DL for kidney failure.

Successfully avoids being mind-controlled by liberal government conspiracy, but all of his teeth fall out simultaneously due to his total avoidance of fluoridated water and toothpaste.

Placed on the DL for not even being mad, actually laughing too hard.

Tweets the n word because someone tweeted “bevor trauer”

Something related to him “not saying it’s true, but just asking the question.”