COUNTERPOINT: She sucks dirty underwears.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Jr doesn’t seem to realize the following:

The “Biden Rule:” brought to you by the same party that still tries to claim moral high ground by declaring they were the “anti-slavery / anti-segregation” party, despite their CURRENT agenda nowhere near reflective of those virtues.

An oldie but goodie, and appropriate for the turtle

This is the part about conservatives and right-wingers that I will never get. When liberals and Dems make fun of the conservatives and Repubs, we make fun of stuff that they actually said and did. But when the right-wingers try to do the same thing, they make up stuff that nobody ever said and did. It has to be some…

This is your semi-regular reminder that Trump is on the record stating hiring people smarter than you are is a mistake. So any time you see him in a room full of his hires, just think about how dumb he is, realize he’s the smartest one in there, and try to not scream yourself hoarse.

Gotta admit that her backpedal is impressive. I wonder what her shuttle time would be?

I’m sort of shocked that they aren’t trying to blame Democrats for this whole thing.

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

Yes, this. I just want to see him bust into the soul stone realm where everyone is. Walk out of the ship “Hey guys I’m about to jump on this ship and get out of this dudes weird dream world anybody want to come?”

Draws a "Q" in the mound dirt

Mistakes ibuprofen for red pills, extended stay on DL for kidney failure.

Successfully avoids being mind-controlled by liberal government conspiracy, but all of his teeth fall out simultaneously due to his total avoidance of fluoridated water and toothpaste.

Placed on the DL for not even being mad, actually laughing too hard.

Tweets the n word because someone tweeted “bevor trauer”

Something related to him “not saying it’s true, but just asking the question.”

Predictable. It is amusing to see them flail around in outrage because they have no power. They can’t make Schiff and other Dems step down. They are upset. Cry me a fucking river. Honestly this sounds to me like they are still worried about the report.