Because he’s the President ... oh, you’re talking about James Woods. Sorry. 

Did they play Seinfeld bass after the cut?

Let’s turn the White House into Thunderdome, except this time two men enter and nobody leaves.

Because Kelly is not a female reporter half his size!

I hate CNN and MSNBC for giving so much airtime to these fucktards. The hosts must think they can outwit them or cause them to have a complete meltdown on camera. If I want to see an open asshole, I’ll watch Fux News!

I liked it when the shouty man thought demagogue was a verb.

Pretty much everyone: Things can’t possibly get any worse!
Donald Trump: Hold my beer.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

but wheres the profit in that?

How is everything in Russia today at the Internet Research Agency?

I know I’m perpetually in the grey, so this will never be seen, but:

Hey uh, the vast majority of us didn’t want this guy. Problem is, a good chunk of those people couldn’t be bothered to get off their asses to make sure he wasn’t elected.

We deserve every moment of this shit. The world should be laughing at us.

Trust me, most of us are dying slowly from this. It’s a cancerous meme come to life. Fortunately, even memes must die.

P.S. Can you send us Justin Trudeau more? It’s nice seeing a genuine politician from time to time.

Most of us aren’t fucking laughing, my fine Canadian neighbor.

For most of us, the laughter just masks the crying. Also it’s healthier than drinking.

Chicago wasn’t playing that bullshit, and 45 was too chickenshit to try his toughman persona there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Donald_Trump_Chicago_rally_protest

Thousands of people waiting overnight.

Pretend persecution is all they have. If not for manufactured outrage over faux oppression, they wouldn't be able to get their numbnuts base out to vote against the boogeymen keeping them from the lavish life of riches they're owed. 

We are voting this complacent, mendacious asshole out of Maine at the first opportunity, never fear.