Honestly, who fucking cares. Social media was a mistake, I hope it all rots. 

Give me a fucking break. Republicans are such a pain in the ass. Big god damn babies, fuck ‘em. Oh, and please waste all your money trying to sue twitter for banning you, GOP constituents.

Compared to most of his supporters, he’s a fucking genius. 

No one uses Truth Social, including Trump. He is full of shit, and he needs attention or he’ll wither up and die, so it’ll be back to twitter within a week of being reinstated, if not within 24 hours. He’ll just make up some dumb fucking lie that his brainless dipshit followers will lap up making it seem like he’s…

There’s a zero percent chance that Trump doesn’t hop right the fuck back on twitter in seconds if he’s reinstated. 

This one?

Every one of the fucking conservative justices starts out with their decision already made. The only challenge for them is finding some old bullshit they can shoehorn their “reasoning” into.

Ok, Musk fanboy.

Let’s see, all the crazy dipshits love this move, and anyone with a grasp on reality hates it. I wonder which is the correct take?

Oh, it’s definitely those who refuse to wear masks. 

People are such fucking babies. 

Survivable with awful long-term problems, hopefully. 

I hate this fucking guy

Protomolecule, obviously.

My god Jared Leto sounds more exhausting every time I read about him. I think that beating he took in Fight Club was probably just the other actors being sick of him. 

I believe him on this one. I’m sure he’s sufficiently stupid to not know the term “burner phone”. I’m also sure he used them, and I’m sure he didn’t get that hole in one. 

Bookmark this for next year when oil companies still have billions of dollars in record profits. 

I have nipples Greg, can you air fry me? 

Fuck them. Truth hurts. 

This dumb bitch isn’t qualified to write her name, much less a bill.