Get super high and do it. Problem solved. 

Yea, pump the brakes on that critical thinking there, pal. 

I’m surprised getting a popcorn husk stuck in a weird place back in your molars isn’t on here. It’s the worst, and it likes to happen at movie theaters. 

Band-Aids. Generic bandages SUCK

Ranch dressing rules, but this seems like a real good way to get your car covered in it.

Jesse comes to dinner

This one right here

Alternatively: If you’re not vaccinated, go fuck yourself. 

No shit, if you’re not vaccinated, go fuck yourself instead.

We’re the absolute god damn worst

Holy shit do those dudes suck

Are cops good at any parts of their job?

I’m a big fan of how Ken there kept noting that there were kids around while his banshee of a wife screams profanities at everyone. 

Ah crap, I broke my button already

Grandkids

And you know that motherfucker says that all the time.

Fucking Trump supporters

Every fucking holiday commercial is like that. Who buys a fucking $75,000 car as a gift without asking your significant other? People rich as shit, I guess. 

The gift was inside her the entire time. 

THANK YOU. This commercial blows.