If they were capable of independent thought, MAGAts would be mad that their chosen party clearly thinks that they’re so simple-minded that this is the perfect type of ad that will appeal to them. 

“Oh no, not Rick Perry!”

These are obviously the actions of someone with nothing to hide! 

This dildo literally makes the same arguments that every idiot facebook commenter makes. “Derrrr, if you like immigrants so much, why aren’t you taking them all into your house?”

No need to limit that to “campus” Libertarians. 

These little assholes are clearly taking a cue from Trump’s fucking fundraising emails. 

Fuck Glenn Beck. Crawl back under whatever rock The Blaze is under dickhead.

When’s that black hole getting here? 

He just fucking says things. The only thing he ever knowingly does is lie.  

This guy is totally not mad

If it’s the Democratic nominee, I’m still fucking voting for it. 

Oh look, a stupid Giuliani. Imagine that. 

Lol, he logged a fucking 96? He even sucks at things he has a lot of experience doing!

Storm Duck is my sleeper pick to take it all. Sucks that they’re up against such a good name in the first round. 

It’s projection

Oh I doubt she’s smart enough to know that term at all. 

Sorry, all I’ve got to offer is this warm glass of shut the fuck up. 

Sounds weird to say, but I think Storm Duck is the dark horse. 

Someone from fucking Alabama. 

Since when is “douche” spelled “Conservative filmmaker”?