In no universe is Torts the best choice for the American coach.

He sounds hoarse, are we sure he’s not dying of something?

He’s not your gyro, Buddig!

I feel like the quote “former Apprentice contestant and current pastor Omarosa said:”really summarizes the US right now.

She should have a crawl that just says “PLEASE HIRE ME FOX NEWS! LOOK AT ME!!!!! I’M PERFECT FOR YOU!”

Personally, I think they should have upped the fine and not suspended him. They only did it b/c he was on camera. We all know these guys throw this kind of language around in the heat of the moment all the time. Yea, they shouldn’t, and yea, the NHL should make an example of him, but something like a $50,000 fine…

I spent my summers in Leeds!

Would you like to play a game?

Sorry, Nationals.

Whoosh

At least they still have the Blues! Oh.

And he could have been injured in one of those games as long as we’re throwing out hypotheticals. This is dumb.

BRAV-O.

Thanks, now we’re all gonna die in seven days.

As is tradition.

Nice stealth edit.

I’m not so sure putting Drouin in goal would have worked out that well.

Hey that's twice as many post about hockey as usual!

Hedman has him locked down in the final. That’s ruined his chances at it. I’d say it’s Keith or Crawford if the Hawks win. Probably Keith.

He’s not fun, he has to drive the bus.