I prefer "Dipshit Backwoods Hillbilly Asshole" Rules over "Cajun" Rules.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Wait, so you're saying we shouldn't be getting our sports news from TMZ? Dammit, NOW I know why the other managers laughed at me when I drafted Steely McBeam in the 4th round!

I'm curious to know how he actually referred to Will in that quote where it says [Deadspin Editor Will Leitch]. I notice it doesn't say "[Deadspin Editor] Will Leitch."

I will admit, the last sentence of the third paragraph caught me off guard.

@Tuffy: True, but I'd feel safer if he and face pincher guy cooperated on this one.

@pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I'll bet even head crusher guy would have trouble crushing Barry's giant head.

Ask me about my weiner!

@Unsilent Majority: I'm pretty sure my parents do too.

I can win that exact same plate for 50,000 tickets.

threadjack....

King George has released a statement:

Is there a commissioner veto option in real baseball?

@ChiSwede:

Hank Czech here. I like it. Short, to the point.

How many tickets for that Wimbledon-looking Chuck E golden dish over the skee ball game?

@PeteJäyhawk™: You too, PeteJayhawk?

I once saw Derreck Lee at a Chuck E. Cheese. Must be a National League Central first baseman thing.

How do you like your ribs?

Sorry, one more, days later.

Dad, why'd you take me to a gay steel mill?