Hmmmm, Ping is right. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

Am I going to hell because when I read this quote:

That is awesome. There is also a stellar little zombie-dance from Thriller right after Michael transforms.

Good luck Bill, ya ain't coachin' no crackhead!

Chris B. Young being a pod person must be the big conspiracy that Sheffield is going to rip the lid off of.

And you're welcome to everyone for that visual.

@JB*: What is more disturbing is that Lou said he sent Z to take a shower, and then Barrett "went up there" and confronted him. So not only are you going after giant, crazy Zambrano, but quite possibly a naked one as well.

*disciplined

Lou said they'd be disciplines "at the ballpark" tomorrow. Hopefully they'll put them in the stocks and we can all go down and throw shit at them. This team is an embarrassment.

@Analrapist: Yes, Pinella is melting down at this press conference. That took just about as long as we thought it would.

Cubs Update:

@Matt_T: I was waiting for them to just go ahead and call off A-Ram's homer because of that fan, just because that's one thing I've never seen happen to the Cubs.

Awesome, now Eyre came in and has given up another run. F'ing Cubs.

@Texas Gal: And now he might be hurt, maybe Yinka was right and Z tried to eat him.

@BowdenBowdenBowden:

Fake.

If he didn't want it to come towards him, he should have used his six demon bag.

@Weed Against Speed: Perhaps with the help of these guys.

Is "winner" really the right title for Jason Crowther?

Personally, I've always preferred the term "cybrow" over "unibrow".