@Michael Bauser: Here you go.

@learniiburn: i'll if we're going to rebuild, then restart the war after we finish :p

@learniiburn: I'm not starting a war or anything, I just didn't know they don't have it on the iPhone!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

I rarely watch TV so it's always my secondary monitor!

"especially when you ... this new case"

@Anirudh Choudhary: 3 words: Ray William Johnson

@bsoft: totally agree with you!

@bsoft: totally agree with you!

I'm ready to volunteer :)

looks like my third dream level

@OfficerMike: satisfied?

battery life!

i'd create an instant marriage proposal website

@PierceTheVin: it's from the song "jizz in my pants" by the lonely island