I thought it was something like this. My impression is that Angelina may let slide an on set affair but she would never ever ever accept and turn a blind eye to such alleged acts. I think part of it stems from having a shitty father.

I am excited to watch this and no one can stop me.

Buying side-by-side houses that are connected by tunnels and secret passages has been my ideal co-habitation scenario since childhood.

I’d liken it to living in a conservative country (or conservative state, for that matter!). You were raised in it. You love the food, the customs, the history, the diversity. You are dismayed at the leadership’s stances and maybe speak out against them/try to reform and change things from within. But you’d never move…

There are millions of catholic feminists.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

I'm so glad the elementary school days are over and done with, because the back-to-school lists were completely redonk. Yes, we also were asked to cut a check for $40 or so, as well as send along a ransom of rolls of paper towels (three per kid - sometimes they'd request name-brand, too), three full sized boxes of…

I was in Office Depot this weekend (I can quit anytime I want, okay?!) and it was basically cleaned out. I’ve never seen it so empty. I chatted with the guy as he rung me up and mentioned I’d never seen the store so empty, and he got this dazed look in his eye. “Back to school, man. Wild animals everywhere. Total…

I think she should be able to work again, but a communications professor blocking journalists from a public area and saying bring some muscle (a threat) is a very, very, very bad look. That and her non-apology, I know I sure as hell wouldn’t want her working for any department I was involved with.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

I kept hoping Taylor (or anyone) would have walked out, snatched his mic and gone “Imma let you finish.....except you’re a fucking idiot! Now go away.”

I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.

The man straight up and down married his adopted daughter. Like how is there even a debate about this?

In other news I’m heartbroken I wasn’t ungrayed in the great ungraying today. Like, breathing into a paper bag and CRYING. (ish.)