I don’t need an aphrodisiac. I need someone to have sex with. That would be great.

Wow. It’s almost like abstinence-only education doesn’t actually work. Who knew?

Ahem.

This is perfect. Like, damn.

We can get jackets.

guys, I wrote last week about how I quit my job and now it’s been almost two weeks since then and I’m still ok and not living in a dumpster and/or depressed! Yay! I am currently visiting my parents in NH and today was just a gorgeous, gorgeous day. here are some photos from today because I am happy to be in 85 degree,…

I don’t have a copy of my senior portrait but it wasn’t that bad...no regrets or anything.

He’s 4’11”

maybe don’t tell them that.

Okay, I realize this is from a movie and the article is real life, but I immediately thought of cute little Brooks. “The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.” I imagine you would feel like a time traveler who just couldn’t catch up.

Is he a Duggar?

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

They look so happy. How can shaking your boobs be wrong? Everybody, shake your boobs! It’s like clapping for Tinkerbell!

That reminds me of this only with fur.

Via Tumblr.

If true (and I really don’t care whether it is or not), she and Melissa McCarthy are compelling examples of how extra pounds can hold off aging and wrinkles. Fat don’t crack.

And just think, black teens get shot for having skittles in their pockets.

You shouldn’t have chosen to have a vagina if you didn’t want penises to be put in it all the time, slut.

Am I the only one who is finds Chris Harrison oddly attractive? I don't know what's happening to me…

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...