I was hoping Drew would address Simmons’ podcast about Prince. He tried to interpret “Purple Rain” with Chuck Klosterman by reading the lyrics aloud and his theory was basically “DURRR, it’s about rain” with absolutely no critical thought.

That’s only a Level 2 Gut Punch, like when the ‘86 Lakers purposely avoided the ‘86 Celts (GREATEST TEAM EVA) by missing the finals. Come talk when you have a Level 7 Guillotine Gut Punch like Grady leaving Pedro in.

Wouldn’t put it past Buddy Garrity to grease the skids with a few F-150s to ensure the presidency.

Did Drew Rosenhaus take Manziel on as a client specifically so he could chastise him publicly? Can’t imagine having some asswipe tell you that you need help via ESPN will actually benefit Manziel.

Not sure you can be credibly accused by someone who decides not to testify to avoid perjury charges.

If they did get the No. 1 pick, they could have had 4 straight No. 1's on the roster if Anthony Bennett wasn’t such a jobber.

Is there minimum number of snaps to be counted in the data? Because I’ve watched enough Browns games to know that half the team is “hurt” at the end of the year and the roster is mostly guys who got the afternoon off from Footlocker for the day. All those jamokes who have a two game career are probably really skewing…