You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Why is there a haystack inside Notre Dame?

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.

Do you think Trojan spends a lot of time at their shareholder meetings discussing dicks?

Sure we all think this is neat but the higher ups at SCE are scoffing at the programmer who did this for breaking the unwritten coding conventions

this is an indie game you fuckface shit eating ass chewing deer fucker

We can't review the game until one of us has played through it. We can't play through it by launch day unless we have the game before launch day. Ubisoft did not send us a copy prior to launch day, so our reviewer is doing his best to play through the game now and then will file a review once he's done. Definitely not…