Opened it up, looked at the selection for a few minutes and didn't find anything that interested me, remembered I still have my PS3 and a big collection of good games, and moved on with my life. I didn't want to spend even three of four bucks for the right to help Sony beta-test some unproven system.

I'm not dead-set…

A surprisingly large number of items on my plate as I try to catch up on games I never beat last generation. Just finished Mass Effect, so now I'm trying to squeeze in Far Cry 3 while I tackle the rest of the Mass Effect trilogy. All of them great games, but all very time-consuming if you want to really enjoy them.

If I recall correctly, back when they put out the original Joe Danger, it was a PlayStation exclusive, and one of the reasons was it was just like four dudes making a game and they didn't have the manpower to build a game for several formats at once, plus Sean Murray wasn't the biggest fan of XBLA. They signed a timed…

I have absolutely no idea what I just read.

Bemused means puzzled/confused/bewildered/etc. It doesn't have anything to do with being amused or entertained. A very common mistake, but just a pet peeve of mine. I'm laughing at myself for caring enough to comment on a tiny thing like that. I'll move along.

"equal parts bemused and confused"

Sorry to be a pedant, but those two words mean virtually the same thing.

You do realize it's spelled "freshmen," right? If you are going to police the grammar, make sure you know how to fucking pluralize a fucking noun.