Ben Carson is making me need a drink. My ancestors didn’t come here as slaves, fight hard just to get basic rights and persevere being persecuted and killed and assaulted by white people so this uncle tom could call them immigrants. And I don’t like using the phrase uncle tom but damn if the shoe doesn’t fit!

I hope every current and former member of the US military is made aware of this incredible show of disrespect to a Gold Star family by a man who claims “nobody loves the military more than me.*”

It’s actually kind of funny because Trump’s mentor was Roy Cohn who was McCarthy’s right hand man.

Yea, my brother is a body builder and adores Arnold, and he is fucking loving this. While I do not have as strong of feelings as my brother, I am definitely cheering for Arnold here too.

Of course he won’t acknowledge that his connection to the show has killed it, and he’ll accept no personal blame. It’ll be the fault of Arnold or Mark Burnett or NBC or liberal Hollywood celebrities. (Personally I’d love to see the shrapnel from a Trump-Burnett feud. Outtakes at last?)

Trump must have freaked when he realized he couldn’t wear his big, belly hiding overcoat.

Remember when being wooden and boring was the worst thing a president could be???

I give you former Australian PM (featured above with Bush wearing the Chinese-style coats), known for going out on his morning walk every day:

I wonder if he had to go to an analrapist to sort out his feelings from this horrible case of bullying. Boston’s not too far from CT...

And analyze. Lots of analyzing. And I would have punctuated with an enormous number of colons.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I pissed in a bidet once. Also very drunk.

Ok well that is just deserving of applause, as far as I’m concerned.

I also don’t think they understand that women’s bathrooms have stalls. They seem to think a trans woman is gonna go into a women’s restroom, hike up her skirt and use a urinal.

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

This is so deliciously good.

Oh, hell ladies...I’LL wear a red floral dress, high heels and flamenco dance with castanets on his grave!

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

I’m not a IC Stan, but it really is grating to see the disrespect they are getting. There are some pretty hefty requirements to get into some of these agencies, not the least being a through background check that closely examines your financial records and the higher the clearance the more in depth they go. They send…