Ha! I call them “Newport Beach Housewives” since I used to see them all the time around Fashion Island. I’m just jealous since it’s been my life’s goal to be an overly-gymed Newport Beach Housewife. I’ve been failing miserably at it. I can’t tell if it’s because I’m not making myself available enough or if it’s…

I feel like I have met a thousand of her wannabe clones in Orange County, CA with those dead, church bitch eyes.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

YIKES

I really feel bad for Kim and their kids.

please everyone. no more snark or assholery regarding kanye. he’s a human being who deserves our care and compassion, regardless of your opinion on him, his wife, his lifestyle, or anything else.

I feel bad for Kanye, he hasnt been the same since his mom’s death. Here’s hoping he recovers.

Yup. Park the littles in front of Daniel Tiger with bowls of Annie’s and mix the girl a stiff drink.

Mostly just want to hug Kim right now tbh

Kanye has low-key over the years discussed legitimate mental health issues. I am not somebody who dismisses Kanye as ‘crazy’, but he’s been reasonably direct about it. For all his antics he is still a person, and I hope he’s ok.

Anyone else in a completely weird and off mood right now? Shall we share movie/tv shows to binge watch or marathon over the short holiday break?

How are those whose pre existing depression has gone off the cliff this month? I’m trying to get out of my funk, and starting a trial run of medication for ADD. I need to seriously stop smoking so much weed, but it’s hard when you know the country has fast tracked it’s collapse.

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.

Timothy Treadstone, the 29-year-old political consultant who apparently started the campaign, told USA Today that people who claim the campaign is a “protest” or “boycott” are misinformed, because, in fact, it is a “social experiment” the purpose of which is to “keep Starbucks accountable.”

This made me laugh.

can you imagine how many notifications you’d have to clear when you were brought back to life? It makes me anxious just thinking about it.

He’s under no illusions about the sensibility of everyone else, but he’s smart enough to know that the instant he drops the civility and lowers himself even slightly towards the level of inane contempt that is constantly aimed at him, he loses the high ground and all the tropes and racism will turn against him.…

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

It kind of makes me feel like our parents are getting divorced, Obama’s our real dad, and we have to go live with our drunk, grabby, step-dad. Real dad is trying to make us feel better about it, but we know step-dad is going to get trashed and hit on our under-age best friend. And by that, I mean round up muslims and…

They need to release the oxygen masks now.