The appeal of Ryan Gosling eludes me completely. I just watched this trailer, and already I don’t even know what he looks like again. All I remember is his nose looked greasy.

There’s no punishment like poncho punishment.

That’s such a gross humblebrag, which is totally on point for her.

“Mariah Carey’s timing is worse than a Jewish dance troupe’s ...”

However, a source near to Packer denies these allegations, asserting that Packer severed his tie with Carey because she is “a diva.”

#HappyHalloween

Of all the reasons to break up with someone (excluding things that are illegal), ‘because they are involved in scientology or listen to those who are’ is a pretty unimpeachable one.

GODDAMMIT. These WikiLeaks emails are making it REALLY HARD for me to continue to act holier than thou around my republican acquaintances. Get your shit together, democrats!

Sugar skulls aren’t appropriation. Seriously. Chill. I’m Latin American, we don’t care who dresses up as a Catrina or Frida Kahlo or any other Mexicana type costume. You wouldn’t be offended if someone from, say, China, dressed up as a jack o’ lantern, would you? Exactly.

I hate the way she gets a pass on Jezebel when we are rightly quick to remind people of who the (many) male abusive celebrities are.

Why is Rose McGowan so pissed off all the time at everyone?

In other countries, it’s perfectly normal for a kid to live with their parents for quite some time if they’re not living with a partner or spouse. I’ve always thought our culture of encouraging you to leave the house as soon as possible to be a little strange.

This kid. I swear we can’t seem to cobble together more than a month or so of normalish behavior. Sunday night she disappeared. She claims that she was in the yard but no, she was not. Monday she screamed and yelled for TWO straight hours because she was not getting the math that she was trying to do. She does not pay…

That’s a good idea. He has mentioned that he likes going to shows, and that’s something I used to do quite often.

Ask him to go see a movie or a concert with you. It’s a great way to hang out some more without feeling pressure. It sounds like you’re already friends to me.

On the first day of grad school orientation I met a guy and we bonded over having the same undergrad major. We learned we had all our classes together and we’ve sort of stuck together since. We sit next to each other during all our classes, pick each other as partners for assignments, and hang out between classes. We…

I think my god father is going to die? Some people have god parents that they see a couple of times a year and they get a check on their birthday from them and that’s all. My god parents lived a couple houses down from mine and our families were and are extremely close. When I say close I don’t mean it in the we had…

Anybody else not get any invites on doing anything for Halloween? Pretending I am too old to celebrate while sitting on the couch drinking wine and eating PB m&ms

I think the words people do and don’t feel comfortable using for sex are super interesting, like I don’t mind calling it fucking but “making love” gives me the heebies even though I don’t engage in casual sex. A friend of mine has a theory that you should only have sex with people who use the same terms as you because…