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Crystal Skull; 1941; Hook; The Terminal; and The Lost World. Five movies that I would have named before Always even sprung to mind.

Loved the Speccy. My parents wouldn't buy me the classic 48K, but eventually caved and got me the 128K+2. Best Christmas gift of my childhood. With that said, I recently replayed Saber Wulf, and, well, let's just say that nostalgia is a land often best left unrevisited.

It drives me nuts. Along with the over-sized suits, despite their being custom-made by Brioni. That said, if he didn't button his suit jacket, we wouldn't be able to see his over-long tie.

Not least the cast.

Is Lilly James considered hot? I watched Baby Driver and couldn't decide.

Conventional wisdom says that it takes 2 years to get over a divorce, but that is of course completely arbitrary.

Were there to be an official moratorium on movie spoilers - and it's not the worst idea in the world - just how long should it be?

Or in the case of The Jungle Book, CGI animals superimposed on CGI backdrops.

I miss the point-and-click adventure game genre. Along with text adventures, they are probably my all-time favorite.

Shocked that Lelaina and Troy didn't make the top of the list.

And that was back when it considered "good".

I was directly behind Morrissey at security at Heathrow a few years ago. He was catching a flight to LA. He couldn't have gotten out of there to the First Class Lounge fast enough. TSA though - the great leveler of our time.

I'm sick of Morrissey's nonsense. When will he just admit he hates touring and be done with it? I'd respect him a lot more for it.

That kind of relationship conducted in real-time is a whole different kind of animal. That's the kind of thing that leaves permanent scarring.

I binged-watched Sons of Anarchy. By the fifth season it simply became a toxic marriage. Neither of us wanted to be there, and we were just in it for the sake of completion (and the kids).

None of that sounds especially hard-core, unless it was a six-pack of Brewdog Sink the Bismarck.

"Before you get covered in something other than beer."

I enjoy this column, but every time I read it I wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life. My friends lives too. I don't know (or at least am not aware of) anyone for whom most of it is possibly relatable. Maybe I just need to get out more.

Just finished binging it after watching the second and third seasons. There's a lot of talk of Malvo being the trickster god, but it's pretty heavily hinted that he is the Devil, right (arguably another trickster god)? The comment about the apple pie last episode cemented that for me.

I have seen it. Still don't get the reference though.