He certainly didn't shy away from the "blood and viscera" in "Event Horizon", that's for sure.

Which one has the helicopter strafing the top of an office building as Alice runs from it? It was a scene lifted directly from the Resident Evil 2 video game (which was excellent - they should have just copied it in its entirety).

In at attempt at his defense, a career spans decades, and none of us bat 100 for 40 years plus. I don't have an issue with the pay-check movies when necessary.

When did Max go from having Aspergers to being Mr. Empathetic (not to mention picking up a decent haircut and trendy pair of eye-glasses along the way)?

Do any of us who have never been there really know how jail works?

I hate the opening credits. Everything about it, from the music to the spoilery camera work and audio, is just awful. They should just go with the smash credits like they do in the first episode of each season.

This is such low hanging fruit…

Don't forget the Ambien. I'm amazed that Noah isn't in a coma after that combination.

"Referring to the prolonged Caligula-esque cocktease that is hanging out in a convention center with Rudy Giulian, listening to the seductive slow jams of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir."

Most Americans apparently consider it pretentious and irrelevant. Personally, I love it. Hands-down my favorite punctuation mark. Exclamation points, on the other hand…they should be banned.

I hate his lack of use of punctuation. I find it jarring (which, to be fair, may be the intention), and it just seems lazy.

The Governors Ball really needed to pull out the stops this year after the (admittedly weather-related) debacle that took place last year. This falls somewhat short, in my opinion at least.

Hans Zimmer seems a little…arbitrary.

What are the articles like in Playboy these days, anyway? I assume they've pretty seriously upped their game?

There's going to have to be a moment at some point where he needs to get to some location fast from downtown Los Angeles, and says…GET TO DA CHOPPA.

Between Lucas, Ford, and now Williams, there really is something in the Star Wars franchise that brings out ones inner curmudgeon.

It is a podcast, but it's her mom (or someone professing to be her mom) who does it. It's also insufferable. But then, I'll be the first to admit that little Lena can do will win me over at this point.

I'm not sure what's worse - Lena Dunham's insufferable comments, or her mom touting the merits of Blue Apron at the beginning of the podcast. I never even made it past that.

The thing I understand the least (and there are many things in this show that beggar belief) is why anyone would find Allison desirable. She's not especially attractive, her personality is less than winning, and she's now mentally unstable too. And yet all these guys keep throwing themselves at her, time and time…

If there is one man who can teach Fassbender a thing or two about doing a garbage movie purely for the pay-check, it's Jeremy Irons. Michael Caine must have been on vacation.