The American one could be $120 amirite?!

I loved the Mad Max: Fury Road soundtrack, but I’m having difficulty remembering the Deadpool soundtrack..... (probably because Shoop takes over my brain every time I think about it)

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

How about the pronunciation of the world’s longest word?

S my D you C

the tweet isn’t just juvenile, it’s sexist and homophobic.

It’s OK, because the people who do that super loud whistle at concerts are the worst. The worst.

Spinning is for pussies, and banned in competition.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

sort of like the Democratic Party

yes i am sure that Kevin Hart goes home to his family every night to complain about how that big bully Dwayne Johnson was bullying him all day. grow the fuck up. holy shit i really can’t get over how up tight some people can be. i bet you’re a blast at parties.

I was 100% ready to open my wallet for a Surface book revision but the lack of a 10XX series GPU in the new Surface book cost them my sale, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

Cheapest way to buy the new MacBook Pro: don’t buy the new MacBook Pro.

I don’t think anyone is ok with the pricing. Personally, I’m pissed these are dual-core. More than that, they facetime camera is still only 720p. Hell, even the video card is laughably out-of-date.

The sooner Twitter can’t find a buyer, runs completely out of money, and disappears off the Internet, the better off humanity will be.

No worries I’ll just plug in my 3.5mm headphoooooohhhh my god

Up to 32gb memory. Gonna go out on a limb here and guess the $3k model doesn’t get that 32gb.

Oh my god that’s a glorious 404 page!

No fault of yours Andrew, but that people still give a fuck about cell phone branding at this time, of all of the issues in the world, let alone the US, is just mind boggling.