Whelp, I think that’s enough internet for me today.

It’s Sean Penn standing inside a denim cylinder. Duh.

Maybe I’m just an Old too, but Snapchat seems like one of, if not the most, superfluous social media apps out there. The appeal is completely lost on me.

Ironically enough it’s shitbutter © a front-end emoji based user-friendly (lol) app.

Yes I do.

This is one leaked nude I’m going to have to pass on.....

The surgery was a great success until the patient died.

Is it made with dish soap? Cause that’s what that shit tastes like.

I’ve been married to my roommate for 16 years, so if she’s going to kill me at this point, I probably did something to deserve it.

Don’t miss the bus.

Yeah. Those people in China are so much better off in the US.

No one is getting all of those sides though most of the time. Who is getting cookies at BK? And I’m pretty sure those Five Guys fries are meant to be shared. And if you are getting a white chocolate mocha venti everyday I’m sorry but you deserve to be fat.

colloquialism

as opposed to idiots who like to compare inconsequential things to AIDS

A gif that sums up Jezebel...

A black hole only needs a fraction of a second to suck you up...

So here’s my number— I’m Michael Fahey.

unless the service goes down.

unless the service goes down.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)