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Your fiance needs a new fiance.

Don’t base anything on outlook or word or excel. Those programs are the worst and decided to do whatever they want regardless of standards across basically all other programs. What’s even worse is the interface is even different from mac vs pc. Every other program retains the same interface but for some reason the…

I hear what you’re saying, but I won’t do it.

I’ve done this before, but if you brown sausage, add pasta sauce to it, add cheese, and then top it with pizza rolls. Its like a tater tot hot dish but with pizza rolls instead. Its probably bad for you but tastes great.

I have a pair of glasses lying around that I never use. The only time I put them on is when I would play GTA5. The text on that game is soooo small.

Obviously you gotta visit the SPAM museum. http://www.spam.com/museum

Oh... Wrong Austin.

Considering that I cut them up myself I am well aware of the damage I do to them.

Funny you say that. I made this gif last week.

In real life, people don’t tell others to kill themselves when they say they like pineapple on pizza.

You did good. I can appreciate posts like this.

We have a full kitchen at work and I make a egg and cheese sandwich for breakfast every morning. I used to keep my butter in the fridge because just having a stick of butter at my desk probably isn’t a good idea. I hated trying to put it on the bread so I bought spreadable butter. That tasted pretty bad so now I just…

My phone cord at work is not tangled. My headphones have a 9.8ft(when stretched) coiled cord and it is not tangled. When I was doing boom operating on videos I had an 18" cord that pulled out to like 6 feet and that didn’t get tangled. You just suck at cords.

People that still choose to eat meat don’t care about consequences. Flavor is the ONLY thing that matters.

My Celica was nearly 15 years old when I got rid of it. Mechanically it was in good condition. Only reason I got rid of it was I needed a truck. And I don’t plan on getting rid of my Colorado for a long time.

My office is cold in the summer and colder in the winter. Most of the people in my department have blankets wrapped around them most of the day. It has been brought up to the maintenance dept and management but nothing happens.

The difference is you won’t see me eating margarine.

Mine freezes every time I hit the menu button in the top right corner. Its a fresh install and has no extensions installed.

It all tastes the same if you add enough Coca Cola to it.

“Either way, Spotify better be careful, or else it could run into the same problem facing Snap, which has seen its share price fall by almost 40 percent in less than a year after its IPO last March.”