I have 2 weird lunchers at my work. One eats his breakfast at about 8 or 9 but his breakfast consists of lasagna, taquitos, a full pizza, chicken wings, etc. He always makes enough to share which is nice but I am never in the mood for chicken wings at 8AM.

We only get a few months of not freezing. I’m not going to squander that time reading.

yea but apple

I just got married this past weekend. We had a larger wedding than we wanted but both our parents are from catholic families who wanted to start their own football teams. So we had a large invite list. Every “not coming” RSVP we got we cheered.

I know how to pronounce it correctly but I choose not to.

Nobody else in the gym cares you are there. In the gym I go to for the most part everyone ignores eachother and just does their own thing unless they need a spot or they are with someone they know.

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-more-expensive-is-whole-foods-2016-6

So its like a youtube short series but instead of being free to watch it whenever you want you have to sit at the tv at the exact right time for a 3 minute clip? No thanks.

Boobs!

Step 1: get a dog who refuses to sleep past 5AM

Its not letting me re-show his photo but Patrick Cook is innocent. He was set up by a former colleague and now in charge of a very powerful pharmaceutical company. Cook exposed the fraud and was exonerated by a detective with wild eyebrows.

• What’s your favorite part of the bird? Chicken breast because its the most bang for the buck and its the easiest to eat. I’m not a fan of veins or tendons in my food.

I cannot for the life of me understand why people use any of the apple mice. They are the worst mice I’ve ever used. The magic/mighty mouse is the most painful unergonomic mouse I’ve ever used. Used it for a week at work, had immense hand pain, and went out and bought a gaming mouse that actually fits your hand. Best…

As opposed to turkeys that can’t fly?

You know, I was on the fence as far as bank vs credit union but your clever name calling has totally changed my mind and I no longer support the big banks.

If I’m not drinking its either coffee, water, or sometimes coke. That’s about the extent of it. I’m pretty simple.

I understand its just a bot but its not even remotely smart. It is just going off a script and it doesn’t actually care how I feel (just like a real robot!)

This is faster but requires more materials. http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-to-start-a-fire-with-a-drop-of-water-1502216384

My traveling abroad consists of Canada so its pretty easy to transition.