When I worked from home I was poor so it was easy to not have snacks. Now that I work from an office I have the money to buy snacks but I don’t because apparently nobody sells Combos by the pound.

I added an x axis for everyone asking

At least it was just a cat. If it was a dog that would be a totally different story.

The internet is a nutritionist though. David Wolfe told me that gluten was holding my family ransom and only by eating super foods would the gluten monster be defeated.

I can’t fathom spending $150 on jeans. I spend less than that a year on my entire wardrobe. I shop at thrift stores because I don’t care about fashion or clothing in general. I will wear whatever is on top of my drawer and I will wear it until it falls apart.

People used to use it as a fish attractant for their lures but I don’t think you can anymore.

Emphasis on “if”

I can’t eat before I workout. I go to the gym before work and my body just will not allow me to eat anything until I’ve been up for at least two hours. Even if I don’t work out and someone hands me a plate of food I will just kind of look at it and poke here and there.

I was recently gifted a flex and while it is nice, the battery life kills me. I am probably eventually going to get one of the garmin trackers because they have a watch battery that is supposed to last up to a year rather than a day or a week. I am not a fan of constantly charging thngs.

My explore algorithm is all kinds of messed up. I didn’t use instagram for 4 years or so and i guess someone got into my account and followed and about 150 russian models. Now that I have access again everything in my explore is russian women with hashtags in characters I cannot understand.

Maybe someone can answer this for me. The bottom of my freezer fills with water which turns to ice. Then that ice will start to melt and leak out the door. So periodically I have to take a butter knife and break up and take out the ice pool in the bottom. I disconnected the water supply to the ice maker for 2 months…

I’m not sure of the structure of sea stars but I’m assuming they would possibly be fine until brought out of the water. At that point they would cripple.

I work from home and make $100 an hour. I don’t have time to read articles. I only have enough time to comment on them. Please go to my shady ass website and give me your financial information so I can continue to make $100 and hour while I slowly suck it out of your bank account.

They don’t explode but their eyes pop out and their stomach will come out their mouth.

How does this list not include audio? I am not counting music. I mean captured audio. If your audio sounds like shit your video will feel like shit.

I just stick with beer. Keeps it simple.

And even when you know your drive is failing you will still pretend its not until it does finally die and you lose years of (not really important but I guess a bunch of pictures and stuff) stuff that cannot be replaced because you were a lazy ass who didn’t perform backups.

I wouldn’t eat at TGI Fridays regardless of what it is. Have you ever been happy/satisfied after leaving one?

While I am for privacy and I understand the concerns, this dude burned down his house and committed insurance fraud. So there’s that.