I quit books about 12 years ago.

I have been using these to edit audio and wear them probably 5 hours a day and love them. At home I have Bose Quiet Comfort 2's which I’ve had for 10 years or so but if I had to buy again I would just get the 7506's

I have been using these to edit audio and wear them probably 5 hours a day and love them. At home I have Bose Quiet…

To be fair every mouse in the world is better than the magic mice.

To be fair every mouse in the world is better than the magic mice.

Counterpoint: I don’t like people.

$50 for a shirt? Yea not happening. Ever.

$50 for a shirt? Yea not happening. Ever.

Here’s what I do:
“Football is stupid. You are stupid”

Then I leave.

I love Cyriak.

Tip if you’re a guy: Pray that there is something you like on one of the two shelves of men’s clothing.

A lot of people are moo-rons

You consume them because they are delicious. You don’t need to feel bad about it.

“it’s hard not to imagine the same thing happening to a finger accidentally getting caught in there”

Except that’s not what would happen.

Women’s clothes are stupid. At least guys pants are inseam and length. The only real difference is how much they hug your balls or flare at your ankles. This is the real thing women should march against.

Or just buy landscape fabric.

OMG Bernie is fucking creepy #TRUTHEXPOSED

Hillary is just as horrifying as Trump...

Yup. I work with both fee only and commission based planners and the fee only people always feel like better people in general. There is a higher standard since they have a fiduciary responsibility and they just seem like better people overall. Especially the people who were abiding by those rules long before the…

This happened to me recently. We were fostering a dog through a local fostering group and another family in that group needed a babysitter for a week for their permanent foster coonhound (the dog was old and in renal failure so it would not get adopted out) and we watched it. We have a fenced in yard with chain link…

Jesus christ, sparrow us the puns.

I have a quicker fix:

Don’t go to NYC.

If PETA can request warhammer from “depicting” the usage of fur, can Warhammer request PETA stop “depicting” that they are good for animals? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/05/pets-shelter-euthanization-rate_n_6612490.html